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> Subject: MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
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> NICKNAMES
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> * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call
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> each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
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> * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
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> refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
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> EATING OUT
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> * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
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> throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will
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> have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
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> * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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> MONEY
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> * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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> * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
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> need but it's on sale.
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> BATHROOMS
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> * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
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> toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
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> * The average number of items in the typical woman's
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> bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these
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> ARGUMENTS
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> * A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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> FUTURE
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> * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> SUCCESS
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> * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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> * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> MARRIAGE
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> * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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> * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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> DRESSING UP
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> * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
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> empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
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> * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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> NATURAL
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> * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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> * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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> OFFSPRING
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> * Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
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> knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
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> favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
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> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
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> use in two people remembering the same thing!
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> SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and
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> who can handle it
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> ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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